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Dyke Droppings: Radioactive Turds Loveletter Project 505: the lesbians in Loveletter have wives, lots of black cats, primary bedwarmers purchased at auction, lovely amounts of chocolate, peasants and medieval gated towns from neighbors and the women have a sport: hunting men with safari nets, but. . . High up in the clouds reveals the edge of a large invisible cardboard box; inside that box, the medieval community of Loveletter, a microcosm of a much larger experiment. The small world is a living diorama in a universe contrived with the crystalline Genesis Mixes, the powder derived from planet Cleopatra, and stirred with water in Petri dishes. Who does the stirring? The Mad Scientists who live in the year 3,330. . . Queen Hel messages the scientists by Iridium wireless net:"give secretly drops Love Potion No.99 seven forest colony lesbians in Project 505 convert to heterosexual". The drops are given, the results hysterical. The Dyke Droppings happen because of Love Potion No.99, produces an unstable mix of environmental goop, Radioactive Turds that refuse to die; serfs marry their scarecrows. . . P.S. Each Mad Scientist sleeps in rejuvenation chambers with Gray's Anatomy, and two orange cats named Crypto.
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Kat Raines graduated from CSU, Sacramento: B.A., Psychology & Journalism; Medieval History & Philosophy minors. The author posts blogs on social networks. Kat is a born again Christian; explores the humor of fictional experiments: Mad Scientists who contrive worlds with crystalline Genesis Mixes. The author lives in a Victorian house. |
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