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Vampyre Blood: Eight Pints of Trouble by George Earl Parker

Vampyre Blood: Eight Pints of Trouble

by George Earl Parker

302 pages
Count Dracula reforms,joins a Goth rock band,tours America.

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About the Book
When young New Orleans lawyer Bradley Harrington Chester III lies dying in the street after being hit by a speeding car, it seems that his life is over. But as his spirit drifts away toward a distant light, he is approached by an exotic fellow who claims to be both the Count Dracula of legend, and a violin player for The Techno Zombies, a Goth rock band on a world tour.

The Count explains that with the aid of a wizard he has abandoned his dark legacy, and now finds himself in need of a legal representative. So he offers Brad a deal—Brad can shuffle off into the light wherever it may lead, or he can become his lawyer, and be revived by a transfusion of Vampyre Blood.

The very last thing the young lawyer remembers before dying was his wife asking for a divorce, and prior to that he remembered being handed the prosecution of a mafia kingpin on his first day at the district attorney’s office. He wondered why the DA was so friendly to him, and so nasty to his star attorney Richard Bleddon, and he wondered why Bleddon had arranged a champagne supper at a fancy restaurant for him and his wife. After which, a speedy midget had snatched his wife’s purse and led him out into the street to die.

Impatiently, the Count presses for an answer to his offer, and after being assured that he will not become a Vampyre himself, Brad accepts, hoping to return and make sense of the madness that brought him to the brink of death. Populated by loveable rogues, scheming lawyers, and thieving gypsies, Vampyre Blood: Eight-Pints of Trouble is an insane romp through New Orleans, illustrating the intensity of our human desire to get what we want at any cost, and the strange places that desire can lead to.


It’s a rockin’ fun story of a type sorely needed in our era of financial distress, unemployment, world terrorism, cynicism, and PC extremes.
- Stacie Vaughans, blogspot
Twilight’s Bella have nothing on Brad, the lawyer.
- Shoshana A
The descriptions are wonderful. Parker knows how to explain…the feeling of music, complicated emotions like love, and other abstract concepts like fate and fame, (putting) them to words in an enticing, almost seductive way.
- Haley M
Are you ready to laugh until your stomach hurts? (Then you) have to pick up Vampyre Blood, a hilarious and fresh twist on the ole tale of Count Dracula that you won’t be able to pass up.
- Brand'e
I have always been a fan of vampires and the supernatural. George Parker is a talented author. He has the ability to catch his readers and keep their attention throughout the book. There were many humorous parts and there was a lot of adventure. I highly recommend this book.
- Melissa
...if you love a good lawyer joke, get tired of the pretenses we must endure in daily life, and want a respite from feeling bad about your little failures, you will love this book. Its humor will brighten any day and its perspective will lighten your heart. It’s silly, it’s endearing, it’s very human, and it will make you laugh out loud.
- Stacie Vaughan
I highly recommend VAMPYRE BLOOD: EIGHT PINTS OF TROUBLE! It's edgy, compelling, and funny! You don't get that combination often, and rarely is it so well balanced with a core character who is an icon. So, congratulations to George Earl Parker on a novel well worth reading!! I can't wait to see what he creates next!
- Denyse Bridger



About the Author
As director of the short film The Yellow Submarine Sandwich, included in Eric Idle’s pseudo-documentary of a band called the Rutles, Parker received accolades, awards, and a showing at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.
Vampyre Blood-Eight Pints of Trouble is his first novel.



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